The Full Bleed

Here at Hormoan foods we love a good Easter SHAM. A nice little pineapple mint glaze and some cilantro garnish, mmm. There’s a reason the classics endure so well. But sometimes it’s also fun to try something new. So we all got hopped up on the Easter Spirit and developed these SHAMtastic recipes...

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I’m not going to pretend I don’t love me some Psychic Taco. Let’s be real, their double pork, chipotle street tacos are one of the best experiences you can legally buy for $1.99. Plus the fact that you don’t even have to order and they still get your food right 99% of the time is a stunning ...

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There is a Solution to our Energy Crisis

Gentle reader, I come before you today to address an issue that those in the halls of power would rather ignore. We find ourselves on a path thin as graphene with canyons of annihilation on either side and a sinister fog to further befuddle our senses. The inept leadership of The Council of Nine bro...

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By Edmund Munch Coli, Esq. - Foodie Extraordinaire

I consider each and every purchase I make to be an important political statement. As you might imagine, when the evil corporate goons at Amazon commandeered Whole Foods I was devastated. I knew I could no longer shop there in good conscience. In what can only be described as the ultimate nightmare s...

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Now you have a chance to work for the restaurant of the future! Psychic Taco is the world’s most technologically advanced fast food franchise and we are looking for energetic people to join our team.

As a Drive-Through Psychic you will provide excellent customer service to our drive-through guests. But don’t worry about getting the order wrong. With our patented Predictive Fulfilment System, the customers don’t even have to order!...

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